Emergency F*cks in a Jar

$1.00

For when you’ve officially run out.

You've been good. You've been patient. You've smiled through the meetings, the traffic, the passive-aggressive emails. And now… you have nothing left.

That's what these are for.

Each tiny glass jar contains a rainbow assortment of 3D-printed Fucks.. miniature, colorful, and ready to deploy.

Keep one on your desk as a reminder. Gift one to a friend who's reached their limit. There’s no telling what could happen when you have one last fuck left to give.

Material: Glass jar with Cork lid. 3d printed Fucks in rainbow colors.
8 Fucks per bottle (Red, UV Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Glow in the Dark!)
Tag and Fuck designed by The Prism Dragon

Makes an exceptional gift for coworkers, overwhelmed friends, new parents, or your own coffee-stained desk. Adult language. Zero apologies.

For when you’ve officially run out.

You've been good. You've been patient. You've smiled through the meetings, the traffic, the passive-aggressive emails. And now… you have nothing left.

That's what these are for.

Each tiny glass jar contains a rainbow assortment of 3D-printed Fucks.. miniature, colorful, and ready to deploy.

Keep one on your desk as a reminder. Gift one to a friend who's reached their limit. There’s no telling what could happen when you have one last fuck left to give.

Material: Glass jar with Cork lid. 3d printed Fucks in rainbow colors.
8 Fucks per bottle (Red, UV Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Glow in the Dark!)
Tag and Fuck designed by The Prism Dragon

Makes an exceptional gift for coworkers, overwhelmed friends, new parents, or your own coffee-stained desk. Adult language. Zero apologies.